Tania Derveaux: Why She's Yummy

It is a rare occasion when I find myself touched by an act of selflessness (most of the time I laugh, then fawn over myself for hours); but today, a lovely young lady by the name of Tania Derveaux has melted my heart.

You see, Tania is performing a service for the greater good of the internets, as well as those who use it: she's deflowering virgins for the sake of Net Neutrality.

That's right. You heard me. Deflowering virgins. Male virgins. That means YOU.

To spread awareness of net neutrality, the sexy Miss Derveaux will be traveling all around to do the nasty with all of the virgins out there that feel they are being suppressed by internet censorship. This also helps spread the understanding of sexual freedom that has become oh-so-taboo in our society. Did I mention she's going to fuck virgins?

Seriously. The level of awesomeness is mindboggling.

Would you like to meet with Tania? Then go ahead and get laid.

Now the real question: Does she swing both ways?