Tania Derveaux: Why She's Yummy

It is a rare occasion when I find myself touched by an act of selflessness (most of the time I laugh, then fawn over myself for hours); but today, a lovely young lady by the name of Tania Derveaux has melted my heart.

You see, Tania is performing a service for the greater good of the internets, as well as those who use it: she's deflowering virgins for the sake of Net Neutrality.

That's right. You heard me. Deflowering virgins. Male virgins. That means YOU.

To spread awareness of net neutrality, the sexy Miss Derveaux will be traveling all around to do the nasty with all of the virgins out there that feel they are being suppressed by internet censorship. This also helps spread the understanding of sexual freedom that has become oh-so-taboo in our society. Did I mention she's going to fuck virgins?

Seriously. The level of awesomeness is mindboggling.

Would you like to meet with Tania? Then go ahead and get laid.

Now the real question: Does she swing both ways?

Santa Cruz: Why it Sucks

For anyone that doesn't know, I live in Santa Cruz, CA. It's not that bad of a place, if you're just a student trying to get through school on your parents' $500K/year income. Unfortunately, that's not me. In fact, I'm very poor. Thus, this place has nothing for me. Now, I could probably list more than four hundred reasons why I'm so fucking sick of Santa Cruz, but I happened to find something that perfectly summed up my exasperation.

Ladies and gentlemen, I proudly present the Worst Door Evar:


I was walking down the street, heading to my Sunday karaoke binge, when a sight I had never managed to spot caught my eye. A door. Twenty-five fucking feet above the street. No. Couldn't be. I knew there HAD to be some kind of little walkway I just couldn't see at this angle. So I looked closer.

Oh HELL no. What the fuck were they thinking? Anyway, to get to the point, THIS is the embodiment of what I hate about Santa Cruz: people are satisfied with NOTHING. I don't mean they can't be satisfied, I mean they'll settle for less than par. It's disturbing. This is considered a "nice house" in Santa Cruz, which also happens to be one of the most expensive places to live in America.

See, whoever the fuck managed to screw up badly enough to create the suicide-door probably realized his mistake, then shrugged and carried on with his life. I shouldn't judge, though. Maybe he was courteous enough to hang a "Do Not Enter" sign on the knob. Maybe. That's how much effort there is in the entirety of Santa Cruz.

As for karaoke, it was lovely.

First "official" post

So I spent about six hours on and off making this blog, and I think I'm really happy with it. I think this will be a miscellaneously-themed blog, sometimes featuring reviews on various things, using my patented* "Why it Sucks/Why it's Yummy" system. As soon as I find something to bitch about/fawn over I'll make sure to put my new system to the test. For now, though, I don't expect to have any more than 200-or-so readers (since I'm just starting up), give or take a hundred.

Perhaps I will find something interesting on digg to blog about...

*not actually patented

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